5 - 0 To Shaw For Men

This time out it is the turn of Shaw For Men to answer the questions that no-one particularly wants.
Here are Shaw For Men's hopes and thoughts on the current campaign:

5-0

1. How do you think you'll fare this time out? Better than last season's scrape and narrow avoidance of the Cuddihy Cup?

I will be reaching for the stars and will at the very least achieve a top 3 finish.

2. Who would you class as your deadliest rival(s) in the competition?

Everyone is the enemy, I have no friends in the world of prem predictor, I take a great pleasure in watching those around me slide down the table as I continue my inevitable march to the top.

3. Who would you most like to see win the Cuddihy Cup this term?

It has to be cuddihy, it is his name on the trophy after all.

4. What/who would you choose as a mascot/symbol to represent you in this season's competition?

The mascot:

5. During the third act of Gail Porter's latest and possibly greatest opera, "Jeremy Kyle's Weekend in Hemel Hempstead on a Tuesday" featuring Russell Watson, Bruce Hornsby and Angus Deayton, two of the deadliest ex-footballing Adrians - messrs Littlejohn and Heath - interrupt the performance by releasing a plague of deadly six-yard box finishing onto the front 4 rows of the crowd.

A mixture of panic and wonder grips the Royal Albert Hall.

Disturbed by this unprovoked display of goalscoring prowess, you unleash 2 former stalward defenders - both called Steve - onto Littlejohn and Heath to prevent any further threat.

Which 2 former defending Steve's do you choose to curb the Littlejohn/Heath axis and what tactics would you give them?
I would choose Mr Bruce and Bould. Tactics would be a all out knee high assault followed by a swift headbutt.