Maybe one day he will find a clue and operate like a normal human being.
Until that day comes - which lets face it; it might never - we'll have to make do with the total utter Cuddihy of a Cuddihy:
1. You've made a decent start (vomit). How do you think you'll fare this time out?
I will win it...absolutely no problems whatsoever. I was born to win! We may as well close this site down now cos its not fair on the other competitors to think they have a chance.
2. Who would you class as your deadliest rival(s) in the competition?
Me
3. Who would you most like to see win the Cuddihy Cup this term?
Kay (Chuck Norris) because he is the REAL loser. And hopefully city will go down the bunch of "relegation infected tramps"
4. What/who would you choose as a mascot/symbol to represent you in this season's competition?
I dont need any symbols or mascots to represent me. I dont need a brand...I AM THE BRAND!
5. How far could you throw a kitten from a standing position with a fierce wind against you, if Brian Blessed and Leslie Ash were thrusting a collection of Estonian spoons up each nostril whilst singing extracts from "La Boheme"?
I would break the world record for kitten throwing...no doubt!
Disclaimer:
The views of Cuddihy above are the flatulent egocentric ramblings of a lesser vegetable and are not indicative of the views of Prem Predictor, which prides itself on being a fair thought-provoking editorial.
However, WHAT A CUDDIHY!!!
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